word on the street...
I heard this rumor that John Capoferri has moved down to Florida?
To Palm Beach I hear.
I wonder if he'll open a grocery market or invest in property.
I tried to make that a haiku but it's too early.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.
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15 Comments:
Summer greets autumn
And John leaves to avoid it
His fall left behind.
Assholes in the Sun
Maloumian in Boca
Bunko by the Pool
Capone did it first
Off season rates are lower
Bench warrant issued
Hiding among Palms
Madoff victims await you
They're wary. Wait.
His swindles failed here
Vowel at end of name betrayed
Snowden owns the Hill
I need some help here
Endless Haikus. Please stop me.
Thanks. I needed that
Ed Tzu
Back to Snowden
eh, Tzu
Ever think the lou-lou
might be you?
I have come up with one that, I hope, really hits home. Many people really depended on Caruso's Market. Those of us who don't own cars really enjoyed those small purchases every other day that provided us with food. When Caruso's closed I was screwed. My wife and I were forced to move the second our lease was up to be closer to a grocery. I didn't want to leave 19118 but have found more happiness in 19119. It's a shame but I think the truth of the impact of Caruso's closing has been lost in the fiasco that is John C.
where has the food gone?
lots of us relied on you,
but you fooled us all.
To anonymous:
Haiku is five, then seven
Then five again. Schmuck
Count the syllables
Six examples to learn from
Ignorant AND Dumb
Wasn't writing Haiku, putz. Breaking the form. Something I would have thought you'd approve of, Chozzer.
EdedEdedEdedEdededed... You sound like one of those Snowden coal trains down in Mingo County, Sportler.
Ah Kristin Sullivan, your shitty transliteration of Yiddish has revealed yourself to me.
Subtract the goyim from the Hill, and then look around for the dumbest jew left, divided by the most defensive about her obvious ignorant mistake and....does Walter know you're doing this?
The next time he calls me for advice, I will tell him you have been a naughty yenta.
Wrong again, petselah! Not Sullivan, or Snowden, or Keintzelah! And your anti-goyish prejudice adds to the record. Everyone's dumb but you!
Ale tsuris vos ikh hob oyf mein hartzn, zolh oyesgeyn tzu zayn kop!
Hmmm...a yiddish yenta (or not) who knows an idiom scolding a haiku writing jew. Love it. Does that mean, every trouble I have in my heart should die in my head or in your head or don't you care whose head it dies in?
I know you live for me. I know your amateurish responses to me validate you. If you don't come out now it's over between us. After all the Jews have risked through their non-anonymity, you hide from....what?
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