Springtime for Dina: A Musical

CHORUS:
Chestnut Hill was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was she?
Where could that broad be?
We looked around and then we found
The broad for you and me
LEAD TENOR DIRECTOR:
And now it's...
Springtime for Dina and Chestnut Hill
The CHCA is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Dina and Chestnut Hill
Highland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Dina and Chestnut Hill
Watch out, Jim Thorpe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Dina and Chestnut Hill...
CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime
LEAD TENOR DIRECTOR:
Winter for Germantown and Mt. Airy
CHORUS AND DIRECTOR:
Springtime for Dina and Chestnut Hill!
CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
DIRECTOR:
Come on, Hillers
Go into your dance!
DIRECTOR "TOLIS":
I was born in Crete und that is why they call me Tolis.
DIRECTOR "KEINTZ":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Dina party!
NOREEN:
The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!
DIRECTOR #1:
Heil Dina!
DIRECTOR #2:
Heil Dina!
LEAD TENOR DIRECTOR:
Heil Dina!
Springtime for Dina and Chestnut Hill
ALL:
Heil Dina!
DINA:
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the WASP
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!
CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
DINA:
If you're looking for a war, here's Local War Two!
Heil myself
Raise your martini
CHORUS:
Jawohl!
DINA:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Dinasaur stand and cheer
CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Dinasaur...
DINA:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Dinasaur...
DINA:
Heil myself!
CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Dinasaur...

DINA:
...stand and cheer!
THE HEIL-LOs:
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
He's got those Pirates on the run
You gotta love that wacky hun!
The Fuhrer is causing a furor
They can't say "no" to her demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in her hands
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
DINA:
I was just a data miner
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the CHCA
Told me I was Fuhrer
Chestnut Hill was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pantsuit
And conquered the Avenue
Now WASPand's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 1932. Recko was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
Somebody burned all the ballots. And, would you believe it?
They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hert'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the Hill's Cruella DeVille
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
CHORUS:
Springtime for Dina and Chestnut Hill
Two-face's the new face today

DINA:
Springtime!
Two-face!
CHORUS MEN:
Ballots burning sky high again
CHORUS:
WASPland is on the rise again
DINA & CHORUS:
Springtime for Dina and Chestnut Hill
Maxine is strutting once more
Springtime for Dina and Chestnut Hill
DINA:
Means that...
CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...
DINA:
We've got to be going...
CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....
DINA:
You bet we'll be going...
DINA & CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to war!!