Win Big Prizes Through Ridicule
Ed Feldman announces a new contest! Win a genuine Furniture Guys T-Shirt! Yes, Ed's award winning TV shows (just like Art Howe's Pulitzer) type T-Shirt, featuring Graven Images of its two Producer-Writer-Hosts, Ed Feldman and Joe L'Erario, identical to the ones worn all over the US, Canada and Europe by thousands of fans, Heads of State and Strippers, can be YOURS!
Here's all you have to do. Write a piece for this here blog.
Subject - "How Embarrassing is the Chestnut Hill Community Association?"
You can use personal experiences, factual third person reportage, or heresay. I bet you have stories that even I haven't heard! And if all you can contribute is a creative treatment of what we already know, that's OK too!
Because it's all ART. Make us laugh, cry, or raise a single eyebrow in typically understated Hill Fashion! No word limit, but bear in mind the Walter Sullivan effect, too long and I start to think about all the free porn I could be watching.
All entries will be commented on by the Usual Gang of Idiots, but, since it's MY T-Shirt, I will make the FINAL RULING! Just like Walter gets to do! I'll even sign the shirt, so you can wear it to the next Snowden Daisy Chain at the Library!
In the Event of a Tie-don't worry-I've Got Several! In the Event of an Anonymous Winning Entry. You'll have to prove Authorship. Don't worry, we'll figure it out!
So get to writing kids! Or I'm gonna have to have to post 'em myself under aliases, and don't need another shirt. Yeah, but if I already have the shirts......never mind. Hey. They're 100% cotton!
Ed ( COME ON DOWN!) Feldman
Labels: CHBA, CHCA Board, Chestnut Hill, Feldman
posted by Ed Feldman at 6/29/2009 12:04:00 PM
7 Comments:
This contest created visions of a CHCA board wet T-shirt contest in which all wore tie-dyed pre-worn Furniture Guy T-shirts. Then I threw up.
Perhaps I represented my bonafide offer as facetious. I am serious about the contest and the prize. I know there are potential entrants out there.
I just want to continue the proud tradition of American Hucksterism, now that both ed MacMahon and Billy Mays have gone to that big Vegematic in the Sky.
Ed("But Wait!-There's More!)Feldman
Anyone look at Philadelphis City docket #090304112. Look like Remus is loosing his house.
Denys, it is unfortunate but even worse that he was allowed to pretend he knew anything about the financial affairs of the Local. Board members like Sullivan bear the responsibility for that.
What's worse is that the put him on the CHBA committee to deal with all the vacancies on Germantown Ave. The guy couldn't pay PGW or GMAC, and his wife has a history of being sued by the city for failure to pay taxes. Birds of a feather, I guess. This is truly absurd. Walter Sullivan in incopetent. Unbeliveable. This man is a menace. No wonder he attacks people on the street.
Kids,kids, haven't you heard a word I've said? Walter is Bush. The Power lies elsewhere. Dina, Richard, are they still in separate camps or has an alliance been formed? When one comes into the LGBT world post menopausal, trust is hard to come by from lifelong members. Who has more testosterone/estrogen? This could be a pissing contest that would require a toxicologist.
Dr. Ed
Dr. Ed,
I may be under the delusion that our Bush Walter might see the light and have some positive effect on the dishonesty that is happening. My opinion is that this is already over and that only someone with integrity can help. Some people I don't know were also elected and, even though they may be powerless to make a difference, I can hope.
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